JOKES 15.5.2009

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say your prayer before eating?
Sam: No, sir, I don't have to, my mum is a good cook.


At a school gathering, one little old lady approached a cute 5-year old girl and asked her where she got her good looks.
" I must have got 'em from my Daddy," said the littele girl,"cause mummy's still got hers."


Teacher: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it's the same dog!


Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher